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deliberate intentionally cyanide kick

With the george comes need. That is the function of DICK.

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please dont send virus to this site i am under constru tion

notice: we distributing cheese log it take 6 to 8 weeks delivery on first class (not to be confused with wine glass)

secuirty awareness

 do not never ever consider possibly maybe not partial buy Crest™
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 gw bush ticker: hair velociyt = 7.9 ; smile distance = 5 kelvin ; average walk tiem to porno store and back from whitehouse location in gw buch bathroom = 2.9 kb ; amount owed to donald rumspfield for tuesdya night (11 pm) poker gaem = 99 schillings ; iq of left ventricle = off meter (low scale this means bad things)
recipes portfolio : egg foo yon ; 1. take 5 eggs and throw them at wall aprrox 50 miles an hour with bowl to catch liquid to drain off wall 2. throw celery in garbagee can and sit for marinade 15 minutes then put in seperate bowl 3. grill cheese on car engine then put on saucer 4. put all three things in microwave fro 90 minutes the place on cheesburger bun 8. enjoy ; strawbarry jellotine ; a. post message on trag liek cupcakes board ask for leif mom 4. once u obtain contact ask for "horese radish paste cream" 7. use recipe but disclude glue and hairy substanc 10. do not forget to pinch the tip ; parslryparsely ; 3. go to conrer store (not to be confuse with cheap gun store) 6. demand parsely 9. if no parsely avavailable punch cleark and run to next store hope no on see yuo OR if parsely you win quest ;
stockeds : d!i%C)K = 7.9 up from novemebr ; georfe = -100000 (not bias) down from -googleplex ; Crest™ = 8774747 up ; porno = stalemate decline uprising ; 1973 pinto = isnt exist ; super secrecty enterpirses = go to bottleneck with can opener
LATEST NEWS! george is make new wepon of mass carnage call corriander cube if induce you get swollen in hair region and feel discomfort when chaigning light bulb more as story develops ; NEW! colgaate is has officially admit it toothpaste is make you gay if you use it! theis is another reason never to b uy colongegate ; imaek has just inform me that of secret postscript dossier containing tony danza blackmail. what is planet coming to?
Interesting turns of timw in the present are preceeding. Visit the greastest bulliten ever at targ like cupcakes for more inform on george and various subjects
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THRE FIRST ANNUAL DGF AWARDS

"ask and ye shall reciever.." an wise man said in the Bibler. this is how the GDF awards were creates and now everyone can enjoy the splendor of the award ceremonies.

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DICK TUTORIALS: HOW TO SEND BOX USING COURIER

Many times in life you are confused on how to live. what kind of life is this!??! DICK takes out the legwork and reveals information regarding package sending. Volume 1 in ongoing series of life coaching.

2008 FINANCIAL INTERVIEWQ SURVEY

Are youh low on cash? debt problem? someoner suing you fore putting sugar in fuel tank in car sand cannot afford to live anymroe because of damage payment plan and you secretly ploting to eliminate person becausef you are grandiose enemy since sundays school? thenn this topic is for yous how to save money with special guest rolf hedgerland.

AOL CHAT FIGHT DEATHMATCH LEAGUE

You have all been waiting for it and it is here!!! aolers battle it out for supreme glory the winner will get MANY good things but i cannot divulge yet. click logo for good

last update: popacupinurbutt69 and GGGAAARRRYYY faceds off.

SANTA CLAURSE IS OFFICIALD HOAX

Ever since you child hoods youthink santa is nicfe upstandig citizen BUT HE IS A KILIAR AND IS GOING TO DO possibly mean thig to you and tyou family (as securtiy measure poision milks and cookie you leave for santan)

TARG TERRORISM REPORT

This week i tackle THE TOUGHH ISSUE and cover the situation with unbias information & resolve the error when it is all said and doneD!

special needs guest: diggityr dog

UNBEKNOWST HIGHLY SKILLED PEOPLE

This week we celebrate very special pweople for this prestigeous award for greats guys on the internet you will never guess who ity is ("hint" unscramble this to get answed ! ::: gernam programmers)

YOU ARE BEING SUED FOR DAMAGEDS

Before i could even write thisd article i was already being sue see how to execute counter attackd eeven after pre-emptive strikes !!! must reads for d&d fans

DICK GAME RELEASE

Battle the gorge proaganda with the dick game! you play as omerge and elimainate terrorist activuity in dick influence city. very epic (click pic to DL)

three thumb up - ebert
too cool for boxing - george foreman
this gaem is to FF7 as is baskball to hoop - tony robbins

SECURITY ALERTNESS VARIABLE FORCAST 2007

We look into global security with very skilled defense person donakd rumsplfield and the results are so shocking you may find youself with rope around neck after inteview,

POLITICAL MEDIATION WITH BACON SANDWICH AND GEOGRE

The most heated debate all have ben asking for. it includes exceprts of contraband quotes and various image which many politic people may drop jaw. PART OF DOUBLE DICK ACTION EXPRESS!

WHAT IS THIS COMMUNISM YOU SPEAK OF

DICK turns itself in new direction to answer state of the dick question and bring clarity to skyline because pollution problems.

DOES A DOG HAVE LIPS

In similiar situations this is the equivalent to the burning question this week. We study why the grass has grown and the orgins of its roots.

DECLARATION OF GEORGE

Just inb george is spotted on mountain range in the phillipines. We goto mount fuji and exploit our travels and encouter the one and only george.

PHILOSOPHY ON GEOGRE

Scietists have long wondered the property of all. We bring this faq (not fag like bob saget) that explains many queires about the miscellaneous.

disclaimer you cannot read this site or i will punch you or quite possibly kick you using any martierla here is liiegal and you will be charged to full extents ggiven you do not suckwhich is yes if you are not doug beahc so do not click ok bye