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AOL CHAT FIGHTING LEAGUE DEATHMARTCH!

dun dund dun duuun dunnnn dddun d d d dun dun! welcome to ACFLD the gratest online compotition ever made i am you host dsoug beach and let me intro duce you to the rules and contestants ! now here is bracket :

popacapinurbutt69
GGGAAARRRYYY

Xxshengu-otorixX
ilieksyrupnchowderlol

Me-Is-Rathen
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14

Phil_Corrola
so_x1000_lonely

each name is aolere who joined the compotiterion there the winrar of each rounds will proceed to next until there is true champion reigning.!. thuis is rules of ENGARGEMENT -

every caht fight will last 5 minutes after thattime a winner will be decided by the judge (doubg beach)
before the fightt begins each contestant will choose 1 wepon they can use in the fight
if one contestant leaves the chart aream be4 the fight ends they are bandisqualify

i took liberty to inview every1 contestant here is the previews :

popacapinurbutt69
Doug_Beach: year old / genderr / global positioning .?.
popacapinurbutt69: 14/m what tha FUK is dat otha 1
Doug_Beach: any reason for joinig?
popacapinurbutt69: im gonna lay a beatn on every1
Doug_Beach: what you think is NEWR COOL?
popacapinurbutt69: thugg but noone of dem can touch dis gangsta
Doug_Beach: how do you manufacturer factory .?.
popacapinurbutt69: im not dat kinda cracka so ur askin da wrong man
Doug_Beach: you have enetered corner store . you see bald aging man w/ fake hair . he is holding breifcase and gold wach . what is you do?
popacapinurbutt69: punch his lite out steal the watch and pour acid on hiz breifcase

Doug Beach notes: this man seem crazy and will be good opposition for other fighter only problem is that he looks like mexican
Odds: a+b/c*8^(30):1

Xxshengu-otorixX
Doug_Beach: a/s/l?
Xxshengu-otorixX: 14/f/florida ^__________^
Doug_Beach: why yuou entering?
Xxshengu-otorixX: the fighting spirit in is my blood past down from generations i am a born fighter training in the mountains my entire life to attain this glory ^__^
Doug_Beach: watermelons y / n?
Xxshengu-otorixX: watermelons are very good but i only like square ones ^___^
Doug_Beach: how skill is you >?.
Xxshengu-otorixX: i catch and cook all food i eat one time i saw a duck flying hundreds of feet above me so i took a few seconds to meditate and swiftly jumped into the air hundreds of feet and used my dragon katana to unleash my swords fury upon the duck before i hit the ground the duck was fully defeathered and ready to cook

Doug Beach notes: she is stupid and uses sword to kill ducks everyone knows best duck weapon is blender andyway judging by responses she given me it is very apparent she is have no chance of suceed. do not put you money on this
Odds: infinitie:1

ilieksyrupnchowderlol
Doug_Beach: asl
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: lol i dunt take drugs
Doug_Beach: no whagt is you age sex and location
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: my mom said sex is a badf word :(
Doug_Beach: how old are you
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: i am a10yr old but im almost 111 soon 8}
Doug_Beach: are you man or woman
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: r u stupid i am kid
Doug_Beach: girl or boy
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: im boy ;[)
Doug_Beach: where is you locates
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: i dont knio :(
Doug_Beach: why join chat fight detahmarch?
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: it seem preaty neat
Doug_Beach: buuble gum is good adhesive TRUE OR FASLE .?.
ilieksyrupnchowderlol: i 1ce ate whipcream & gum

Doug Beach notes: he seem like very smart business man (not japaneser) and appeara to be food conisuer ; this is gode but may not go the distance his stamina is LACKED
Odds: 500:2

Me-Is-Rathen
Doug_Beach: A / S ? L /
Me-Is-Rathen: *Rathen grunts as Doug asks the question* Rathen does not answer such foolish questions.
Doug_Beach: ok i take it yourr 15/m/stupidplace anyway why aol deathmach?
Me-Is-Rathen: Rathen does not need a reason to kill, for it is instinct for him to do so. *Rathen glares at Doug*
Doug_Beach: given 5 dollar$ free and you had to spend it on sumething what would itbe .?.
Me-Is-Rathen: Rathen would most likely purchase some Pepertio Weed from the local Herb Store.
Doug_Beach: does god existr?
Me-Is-Rathen: An interesting question Rathen pondered, but what God are you referring to? The only God Rathen believes in is the Moon God of the north. It is Rathens religious alignment.

Doug Beach notes: rough around corners and doesnot understant value of 5 dollar very UNADMIRABLE, ; , mr. idiot has very small chancer of win . . .
Odds: 9,00,392,282:20*

*dodds double after eaxch mach because he gay

SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14
Doug_Beach: age,sex,location?
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14: 13/m/vancover ssj level 108 rite now 3>:-) <---- my face
Doug_Beach: why joining?
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14: im looking for the dragenballs and brolly told me if i look here i might find it!!!! (*) <--- dragen ball / i need them to wish back in time so i can kill vegetas mom so he dies in the future
Doug_Beach: what does ssj mean if it means supar sallad jambore i am disinterest
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14: im not rely ssj but i am very close i talked with my friend today and he said i need ssj in my s/n for 1 month before i can be one u_(^_^)_u <-- meditate
Doug_Beach: lol why do u look like you taking shit when you power up .?.
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14: WHAT THE helld!!! i could blast you outta this world you stupid asss im power up you dummy what else do youu think!!! >_<--nIn <-- fingering u doug
Doug_Beach: if a moose ate anotherr moose and did this for many years would he have mad moose dieseas?
SSJ99-GOTENKS-PWR-14: no you shutup doug i am going to go super sayin on you if you gsdont stop this dont you evenr dare doug i will power up to super sayin then go level 2 then 5 then 8 then 100 and perputally and blow up your face doug!!! >-(-**)--< . . . . (@) . 8O <--- me tblowing up your face

Doug Beach notes: gode fighter but is clearly constipateds. this will be big actor is match b/c he cannot shitr to power up
Odds: bicycle:steriods

Phil_Corrola
Doug_Beach: hello i am doubg beach asl
Phil_Corrola: Fuck you fag.
Doug_Beach: ok to get accurate response i will use the timing to decidde you nervous level and extract your age
Phil_Corrola: What?
Doug_Beach: lets see 2.3 second reply time - (60/avg word read per minute on prev replies) - (avg type tiem).... you are 5.8 years old
Phil_Corrola: I'm going to fucking hack you asshole.
Doug_Beach: ok why you join deatmatch?
Phil_Corrola: 0010101010 101001 1010111 111001
Doug_Beach: so you like kansas city?
Phil_Corrola: Ahahahaha you are hacked now, you better not turn off your computer because it won't come back on!
Doug_Beach: does cottage cheese is made from cottages?
Phil_Corrola: Die.

Doug Beach notes: i am uncertaine why phillip join he has no enthuisania for detahmatch he has gr8 power but is lack on emotional power for instance lets say his g/f is captured accoreding to goku rules he gets 10x power bonus but he do NOTr have this . this will definately playd factor in matches
Odds: harrold cucumber told me itis off the charts

so_x1000_lonely
Doug_Beach: a/s/l?
so_x1000_lonely: 14/F/OhIo
Doug_Beach: joining league is very admirable thing what inspire youd to do this .?.
so_x1000_lonely: I duNnO... I GueSS I'm KInda BoReD... MayBe...
Doug_Beach: if you had choice of being RECTANGLED or CIRCLE what you choose ands whgy?
so_x1000_lonely: CirCle... TheY SeeM moRe friEnDly tHaN reCTAnglEs... I SupPosE...
Doug_Beach: ok byew
so_x1000_lonely: nO... pLeAse dOn't LeaVe... No One Likes mE...
Doug_Beach: this does not supridse me
so_x1000_lonely: eVerYoNe hATeS mE... i WaS eVen raPEd oN tHe intERnEt...
Doug_Beach: lol
so_x1000_lonely: pLeAse... LetS taLk aboUT sOmEthing...
Doug_Beach: sorry tight dick schedule is a head i haevgot to buy brilll creme
so_x1000_lonely: siGh...

Doug Beach notes: lol
Odds: 10:1

GGGAAARRRYYY
Doug_Beach: hellol garey asl?
GGGAAARRRYYY: HOW ARE YOUY I AM 26/M/USA
Doug_Beach: reason you joined leaugee of extrofdinary AOLERS.?.
GGGAAARRRYYY: I WILL DFACE ANY CHALLENGES THAT COME FORTH
Doug_Beach: k so you stupid?
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO BUT YOURR MOM IS LOL
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO BUT YOURR MOM IS LOL
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO BUT YOURR MOM IS LOL
Doug_Beach: fdsgfdshjytrh dfhsd gfdsrew
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
Doug_Beach: ds f fdsg trw dsf d
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
Doug_Beach: OK STORP or you ban
GGGAAARRRYYY: HGFDJFD 6543 GFDS 345QEWA 435 TREW REWT 54
GGGAAARRRYYY: LOL SORY

Doug Beach notes: almost ban but formidables oppoenent with copy+paste ability this is vary rare amog aoler
Odds: 1-888-big-dick

D%I%C(K@ excluse! next week we have the first cahat fight bout between ggaaarryyy and popacapi nurbutt69 ! dont forget yto bring you suntan lotion lol

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