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interesting thing of the moment -

turtles use leafs as toilets paper ; too bad it isnt LEIFS as tiolet paper 8)

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this is match 1 tier 1 of aol chat league match here is direct transcript!

THREE WAY CHAT : Doug_Beach, popacapinurbutt69, GGGAAARRRYYY
Doug_Beach: hello and welcomew to AOL chat fight detahmatch leagues! thiss is match 1 of the tournament and it is pitting GGGAAARRRYYY against popacapinurbut69. it will no doubt be an exciting match. whithout further notice i BRING YOU THE CONTESTANTS! in the blue corner with aN A/S/L of 14/m/probably kansas POPACAPINYOURBUTT69! in the green corner with an a/s/l of 27/m/U.S.A. GGAARRYY!!!!
popacapinurbutt69: sup doug
GGGAAARRRYYY: HOW ARE YOU DOUG
Doug_Beach: anythinfg to say before match commences?
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU SUCK POPACAPINURBUTT MORE LIKE POPACAPINURMOM LMAO
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU SUCK POPACAPINURBUTT MORE LIKE POPACAPINURMOM LMAO
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU SUCK POPACAPINURBUTT MORE LIKE POPACAPINURMOM LMAO
popacapinurbutt69: you aint even gonna last the 5 minuts bizniatch
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU SUCK POPACAPINURBUTT MORE LIKE POPACAPINURMOM LMAO
Doug_Beach: OK genelteman you know the rules you each pick one weapon to use in match SEND ME AOL MESSAGE with yourweapon choice and when you are both done i will post whagt you both pick

message from GGGAAARRRYYY
GGGAAARRRYYY: OK DOUG I WANT TO USE A BASEBALLBAT
Doug_Beach: final answerd?
GGGAAARRRYYY: YES
Doug_Beach: ok

message from popacapinurbutt69
popacapinurbutt69: im gonna glock him and dump his azz in the river
Doug_Beach: so you want to use glockr (hand gun)?
popacapinurbutt69: yeah glock
Doug_Beach: oak

THREE WAY CHAT : Doug_Beach, popacapinurbutt69, GGGAAARRRYYY
Doug_Beach: OK the weapons choice are as follows: GGAARRRYYY: basebal bat ;;;;; popacapinurbutt: glock (fire arm) ;;; NOWR_LET_THE_CHAT_FIGHT_DEATH_MATCH_LEAGUE_MATCH_ONE_BEGIN!!!!
popacapinurbutt69: punches garys dick
GGGAAARRRYYY: HAGHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE
popacapinurbutt69: kiks ur back and u fall into the sidewalk
GGGAAARRRYYY: HAGHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE
GGGAAARRRYYY: HAGHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE
GGGAAARRRYYY: HAGHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE
popacapinurbutt69: spits on ur bodie and kiks u on the ground
GGGAAARRRYYY: I PULL MY BAT OUT AND WIND BACK I PUSH YOU TO THE WALL AND YOU BOUNCE BACK THEN I SWING FOR THE FENCES AND YOUR HEADS BLOWS TO FENWAY PARK
GGGAAARRRYYY: I PULL MY BAT OUT AND WIND BACK I PUSH YOU TO THE WALL AND YOU BOUNCE BACK THEN I SWING FOR THE FENCES AND YOUR HEADS BLOWS TO FENWAY PARK
GGGAAARRRYYY: I PULL MY BAT OUT AND WIND BACK I PUSH YOU TO THE WALL AND YOU BOUNCE BACK THEN I SWING FOR THE FENCES AND YOUR HEADS BLOWS TO FENWAY PARK
GGGAAARRRYYY: I PULL MY BAT OUT AND WIND BACK I PUSH YOU TO THE WALL AND YOU BOUNCE BACK THEN I SWING FOR THE FENCES AND YOUR HEADS BLOWS TO FENWAY PARK
popacapinurbutt69: grabs his trusty glock n points it at da stupid fuk garyies hed and pulls the trigger until his clipd runs out
GGGAAARRRYYY: I PULL MY BAT OUT AND WIND BACK I PUSH YOU TO THE WALL AND YOU BOUNCE BACK THEN I SWING FOR THE FENCES AND YOUR HEADS BLOWS TO FENWAY PARK
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU MISSED EVERY BULLET AND YOUR DEAD BECAUSE YOUR HEAD FELL OFF SAMMY SOSA PICKED UP YOUR HEAD A N D HITS IT BACK TO GARUY
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU MISSED EVERY BULLET AND YOUR DEAD BECAUSE YOUR HEAD FELL OFF SAMMY SOSA PICKED UP YOUR HEAD A N D HITS IT BACK TO GARUY
popacapinurbutt69: rolls a joint ansd pisses on garys dead coprse
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU MISSED EVERY BULLET AND YOUR DEAD BECAUSE YOUR HEAD FELL OFF SAMMY SOSA PICKED UP YOUR HEAD A N D HITS IT BACK TO GARUY
GGGAAARRRYYY: YOU MISSED EVERY BULLET AND YOUR DEAD BECAUSE YOUR HEAD FELL OFF SAMMY SOSA PICKED UP YOUR HEAD A N D HITS IT BACK TO GARUY
GGGAAARRRYYY: I USE YOUR HEAD FORHACKEY SACK THEN KICK IT THRU A FIELD GOAL POST AND GET 3 POINTS LOL
popacapinurbutt69: goes in his pimp mobile and runs ova gary 900 times playin snoop dogg
GGGAAARRRYYY: I USE YOUR HEAD FORHACKEY SACK THEN KICK IT THRU A FIELD GOAL POST AND GET 3 POINTS LOL
GGGAAARRRYYY: I USE YOUR HEAD FORHACKEY SACK THEN KICK IT THRU A FIELD GOAL POST AND GET 3 POINTS LOL
GGGAAARRRYYY: I USE YOUR HEAD FORHACKEY SACK THEN KICK IT THRU A FIELD GOAL POST AND GET 3 POINTS LOL
popacapinurbutt69: gets outt of da car and loks at garies dead body and shakes his hed 'what a stupid fukin douche'
GGGAAARRRYYY: I USE YOUR HEAD FORHACKEY SACK THEN KICK IT THRU A FIELD GOAL POST AND GET 3 POINTS LOL
GGGAAARRRYYY: GARY CALLS UP DALE EARNDHART JR AND HE GOES IN HIS CAR THEY DO A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA THEN GARY CUTS THE BRAKES AND JUMPS OUT AND DALE CRASHES INTO POPACAPINURMOMS BODY AND EXPLODES AND DIES THEN DALE RESURRECTS AND DANCES WITH GARY AND DALE EARDHART SENIORS GHOST
GGGAAARRRYYY: GARY CALLS UP DALE EARNDHART JR AND HE GOES IN HIS CAR THEY DO A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA THEN GARY CUTS THE BRAKES AND JUMPS OUT AND DALE CRASHES INTO POPACAPINURMOMS BODY AND EXPLODES AND DIES THEN DALE RESURRECTS AND DANCES WITH GARY AND DALE EARDHART SENIORS GHOST
popacapinurbutt69: throws da joint on ur body and it ignites and ur burnt into the ashes and the wind blows u into dog shit
GGGAAARRRYYY: GARY CALLS UP DALE EARNDHART JR AND HE GOES IN HIS CAR THEY DO A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA THEN GARY CUTS THE BRAKES AND JUMPS OUT AND DALE CRASHES INTO POPACAPINURMOMS BODY AND EXPLODES AND DIES THEN DALE RESURRECTS AND DANCES WITH GARY AND DALE EARDHART SENIORS GHOST
GGGAAARRRYYY: GARY CALLS UP DALE EARNDHART JR AND HE GOES IN HIS CAR THEY DO A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA THEN GARY CUTS THE BRAKES AND JUMPS OUT AND DALE CRASHES INTO POPACAPINURMOMS BODY AND EXPLODES AND DIES THEN DALE RESURRECTS AND DANCES WITH GARY AND DALE EARDHART SENIORS GHOST
Doug_Beach: !!!OK MATCH OVER!!!
GGGAAARRRYYY: GARY CALLS UP DALE EARNDHART JR AND HE GOES IN HIS CAR THEY DO A VICTORY LAP AROUND THE ARENA THEN GARY CUTS THE BRAKES AND JUMPS OUT AND DALE CRASHES INTO POPACAPINURMOMS BODY AND EXPLODES AND DIES THEN DALE RESURRECTS AND DANCES WITH GARY AND DALE EARDHART SENIORS GHOST
GGGAAARRRYYY: LOL
popacapinurbutt69: i beat u sucka
Doug_Beach: i wills now judge the match i will have you results very soon .!.

MATCH NOTES:
ggaaarrryy got off to very slow start and popacapinurbum96 dominated the early match b/c gary was not defending himself but rigth whhen gary pulled out his bat and blew his head to fenway park the match turn 159 degrees and gary was now neck and nape with popacapp after that he suffer penalty for having outside interference with sammy sosar (because sammy sosa is mexican LOL) and popacapp was doing big damage on ggggaaarrryyy but gary suprises again by getting THREE POINTY field goal and this makes him just behind popacap and VERY EPIC MATCH .!. then the unthinkables happen .!. dale earhardt junor came and run into popacap and HE EXPLODE then RESURRECTS and DOES VICTORY DANCES WITH GARY AND HIS DEAD FARTHER! garry wins no questions asked jusst by the last line alone but it was very close until the end.

THREE WAY CHAT : Doug_Beach, popacapinurbutt69, GGGAAARRRYYY
Doug_Beach: the winnar is..... popacapinurbutt69 .!.
popacapinurbutt69: hahaah u suk gary shit hed
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO I DIDNT
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO I DIDNT
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO I DIDNT
popacapinurbutt69: rolf
Doug_Beach: just kiddings popacapinyurbutt you loose LOL GGAARRRYY is winner
GGGAAARRRYYY: NO I DIDNT
GGGAAARRRYYY: YES
popacapinurbutt69: wtf fuk u doug go to hell motha shiznitach fucka biatch
GGGAAARRRYYY: YES
GGGAAARRRYYY: I WIN
GGGAAARRRYYY: I WIN
ATTENTION: User popacapinurbutt69 has been kicked from the conversation.
GGGAAARRRYYY: I WIN
Doug_Beach: good job garuy what do you have to say for youself ?
GGGAAARRRYYY: ANYONE ELSE IN THE COMPO MAY AS WELL QUIT BECAUSE IM JUST THAT GOOD LOL
Doug_Beach: ok see you next round bye gagarry

there you have it D^I^C^K^ exclusiver footage! next week we will see match of Xxshengu-otorixX and
ilieksyrupnchowderlol ist should prove to be very grand just like this match AOL league does not disappoint! see you tommoroow yesterday next week last year.

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