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WHO IS GORGE HAMILTON?
George hamilton is the change of non0changing. He is like popcorn stuck to a theatre seat, the power is not to be underestimated you do not want to be account able.

WHY IS GEORGE HAMILOTN?
there is no answer to this as himaltion to george is gorerg is to waffle iron on steriods, how can you answer what has already beeen deemed as hopeless and the only salvation lies within the fact of speculation for it is all you have. This is too deeo and my heas is painign so we change question

IS HE COOL
Good question but wrong presentation I will type you more suitable expressions: =|;^)

Now for the question, it is quite si mpek. In long answer form, blue isnt green, in dshort form of answer, blue is purple and green. If you understand this you get +1 points to charisma if you play D&D and you are a bard this is very good for you

NOW WHAT?
The answers must be found so i stalked goerge hamilton for a week, my results were shocking

begining doug beahc log

He ate 4 slices of bread on the first day I saw, as if it was not enough, he put pineapple cider as a topping. The sickening gets deeper my friends. when he went to toilet i saw him reading news papare article about IS YOUR GAY. it is now obvious he is arrogant, but i had to dig deeper. on the final day i witnessed horro, as when he was taking out garbae he made a bacon sandwich and ate it raw. thats right, george hamilton is not very nicc. when i confronted him with this schoking news this is what he had to say

DOUG BEACH: Hello Mr. Hamilton you fiend hoew do you say about eating 4 slices of bread with a turnip dressing huh you son of a bitch

GEOGETR HSAMILTON: What arr you talking about eating the bread was essential for my dialy wellness cycle.

DOUG BEACH: WELLN+Ess HUH? I doubt it buster, you knew that bread was up to no good and the pastry was no exception. There is no defence for you so i will proclaim you STUPID IDIOLT and continue with my lecture/

GEOETGE HAMILTON: What are you sayinf

DOUG BEACH: YOU READ ARTICLE ABOUT BEING GAY WHILE ON TOILET PAPER DO YOU HAVE ANY DEFENCE HUH

GEHEEGRE HIMALITON: It was an articale on gay marriages and i was interested to hear about the different opinions on it I found it very interesting and a great read

DOUG BEACH: How typical of you to forget such things. very smooth mr watkins but you cannot outsmart the smarter, the final proof lays withing my evidence of the following SCREEN SHOT (IT IS BMP PLEASE LET LOAD TIME KICK IN):_-

O yummy raw bacon sandwich
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GOERGE HAMILTON: that is no raw bacon sandwich and i didnt take out garbe the box of frosted flaes needed to be thrown out and i was eating ham sandwich so improvision allowed me to do both at same tmie

DOUG BEACH: Very interesting. Which is why your wife says the mail box has NOT BEEN RECIEVED YET. How ironic dr. suess, but no turkey this time. I wiill see you in court.

There you have it! D!i?c/K! exclusive, you wont find this anywhere else, tune in next january (after next january because it is incorrect calender) for the weekly raining forecast of toaster

disclaimer you cannot read this site or i will punch you or quite possibly kick you using any martierla here is liiegal and you will be charged to full extents ggiven you do not suckwhich is yes if you are not doug beahc so do not click ok bye