D#I&C!K. derek is crazy kool

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i am dererk smart

the intrduction of a new feature is NOW! dick is alllllll about the now andnot the whagt and the when THIS WAY THE NEWS never expirea without futher ado i present to you _

great guys of the internet

ofcourse i will probably be on top of list BUT THIS IS ' NT about me this is about the internet this week we look at.... derek smart

approximately 5 second beforer the thought of this came to my brain the one and only _derek smartt_ telepohoned me trhis is the conversation:

doubg: hello who is this
derker smart: U CANNOT USE MY NAME OR I WIL FUKKAN SUE U
dougf: hello who is this
DERIK SMART: I AM DEREK SMASRT ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY THIS IN THE COURT
DOUG: lets be rationale this is for good cause
DERK: I HVE FRIENDS AT THE WHITEHOUSE THEY WILL TAKE YUO OUT BEACH
dougp; whitehouse.com?
DEREK: YES
douhbg: you make me very scare derek like deerwithantlers looking at traffic lighting../.... LIE#! you may have friends buti have FREIND AT government building his name is GW BUSH i add ghim to conversation now
gw bush: hi
DEREKT: FUK U I HAVE SECRET COMMUICATION BEREUA SPECIFICALLY FOR MY CASES YOU STANDF NO CHANCE GW BUSH IS FRONT FOR NEW GOVENRMENT SIMULATION
doug doug doug: like metel gear solids 2?
gw bushd: no i am naught beLIEve me
DOUG: OHMYGOD holymoleyshitr!@! aggghhh derek you are playing yoyo with MY HEAD NO LONGER!
DEREK: BUY BC2000 TODAY
doug: i am forced to lethalmethods take this!!
*doubg beach plays this song*
DEREK: agrghrhjgjjjdnd VVZZZZZZZDDFghh 01001010101010010010101 TYHhjjkjujhdhdhhffgtdgdh
doubg: YOU ARE FIGMEMT OF IMAGINATION derekr how is it feel to be on recieving end
DERTRERJJNNG DEREKK DETRER DETREK: I AM EXPLODING
*derfkerexplodes*
gw beush: ever wonder why popsicle only havse 5 letters in it
*phone end*

it is unfortunate that mr. derekr exploded now we must commemorate suchh a great man with a herosfuneral. *moments of silence* ok anyway since we pay the respects thair is notg much to say other than proff. dr. derker smart phd the III jr. is very great man

there you have it D!I!C$K$ excllusive. next week we will honor another greatperson from the internet the central hub of the world which greatness comes forth good morning and good night

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